Monday, July 21, 2008

Traumatizing Baby

Welcome to the first ever Babyjammy contest, complete with prize! Here are the rules:
1. Read the following article:
http://www.cracked.com/article_16475_20-baby-products-great-traumatizing-infants.html
2. Guess which item Jammy actually owns and post a comment naming said item. (It was a gift.)
3. Win the item!
4. No cheating. If you already know, you can't play. But you can still check out the link, because its pretty funny.

8 comments:

Jo said...

Pee-Pee Teepee? If we're right we award our 'prize' to the newest Borberg baby boy! ~Josie

Loren said...

I know, so I won't vote, but I laughed out loud at about half of them. The burger soctume and baby toupee are great!

Loren said...

Proof reading is always a good idea. What I meant above was 'costume' I am not sure what a soctume is, but I think it probably could have been on this list.

wenmei said...

I was going to guess the teepee too, but I'll change my guess to the Metallica lullabies. Only because we have "Lullaby Renditions of Tool" ourselves.

I've wanted to do the Baby Mop thing myself (sew Swiffers on his clothes). And if I had only half as much milk in my Mom-Boobs as there is in those Man-Boobs, Z would be gargantuan.

When I read Loren's posts, and realized that I misread his typo as "scrotum" and for some reason it didn't phase me at all. Burger scrotum and baby toupee...of course!

Christina said...

I was going to guess Peepee teepees too! If so, then we should have a contest to see whether Luca or Benjamin can shoot their teepees the farthest... :)

Agnishc said...

I'm guessing pee pee tee pee

Agnishc said...

BTW let's hold all peeing contests at your house

Anonymous said...

I was originally going to guess the TeePee, but will go with the Bucktooth Pacifier. Mainly because we were given one too (by another mom friend who received it as a gift and was traumatized by it). Ugh.

So what was it? Don't keep us in suspense!